So, here's my main bathroom medicine cabinet. I'm showing you this one because this is the bathroom I use to get ready in the morning, such as it is. I don't do much because I'm so not a girlie girl, and I'm kind of lazy when it comes to non-mandatory grooming.
In fact, that little black bag up there is my very lonely make-up bag. Although I once wore make-up regularly, I detest wearing it for the following reasons:
1) My face feels like it's suffocating. When I wear it, I long to get home and scrub my face with soap and sandpaper.
2) I have a no-neck, so any make up on the jaw line will always end up on my collar bones. Seriously, I am not kidding. When I look at pictures of myself I think, Why is my head stuck on my shoulders like that?
3) I knew I had a problem with make-up the day I was gazing into my boyfriend's eyes and I thought he would look much better with a bit of mascara.
4) When I did wear make-up regularly, I got so used to seeing myself with it on, that mornings were quite alarming for me and I couldn't leave the house without it. Then when I met Peanut Head, I decided before our first date to quit cold turkey. He was going to see the real me, so as never to be surprised at my no make-up face, ginormous volcano zit and all, and if it scared him, so be it.
So, the make-up is lonely, but we have one product in our cabinet that gets some heavy-duty daily use. If I could buy it by the gallon, I would. It's this:
The detangle spray.
Need I say more?
Although Girlfriend here could use a few swipes with an eyebrow pencil, don't you think?