There's An App for That

I would be willing to bet that my friends are tired of hearing this phrase come out of my mouth. Just about any problem they present to me, my response is "You know, there's an app for that."

Sometimes there's eye rolling, but sometimes they want to know what that app is. I absolutely love sharing my favorite apps with people because many of these apps have changed my life. I've been wanting to share a little round-up of the apps I crush on, but it's not easy to narrow the list down to a manageable number, so feel free to skim those that don't interest you.

Get Organized

CardStar
FREE
iPhone, Android, Windows, Blackberry, Nokia

This app has allowed me to throw away all of my membership and rewards cards and free up space in my wallet. It was a super easy process to load all my cards into the app with the built in bar code reader.

When it's time to scan my loyalty card, I just pull out my phone and the cashier scans the barcode. Also built into the app is the ability to access deals and coupons from your favorite merchants.

DataVault Password Manager

iPhone and iPad

$9.99

I am continually astonished by the people I meet who do not have a system for storing their passwords. We use passwords for everything. Important things. Not remembering passwords stresses me out.

And I have Goldfish Brain so I cannot survive without a system for storing my passwords. I've been using this particular app for years, and I can't imagine being without it. I have it on my phone and my iPad, and everything stays synched between the two.

There are other password apps out there, so I think it's worth exploring others if you are in the market anyway, because this one isn't free. However, the thought of starting over with a new app does not appeal to me, so if there's a better app out there, I maybe don't want to know about it.

As always, I choose denial.

Grocery Gadget (Shopping Lists)
iPhone, iPad, iPod Touch, Android, Windows, Blackberry, Nokia, Amazon, Nook
$2.99 (FREE Version Available)

This is another app that we've been using for years. Peanut Head and I both have it on our phones and iPads, and Zoe and Stinkerbell have it as well. It stays synched amongst the four of us, which is an absolute necessity.

Sometimes Peanut Head and I will divide up the list to get in and out of the store faster, and we are able to tell what items the other has gotten as we check things off the list.

The girls both know that if they use the last of something, they'd better put it on the list or heads will roll.

Another cool feature is the ability to take pictures of things when we may not remember what kind we bought last time. For example, feminine hygiene products. If we are sending Peanut Head to the store for these, there had better be a picture and good notes attached, or else he can't be held responsible for what he comes home with.

Paprika Recipe Manager

iPhone, iPad, Mac*, Windows*, Android, Kindle Fire ($2.99), Nook Color

$4.99 (*$19.99 for desktop version)

I'm not going to spend too much time on this app because I've devoted an entire post to it here.

This is another app that I simply could not do without. It has greatly simplified the storage and retrieval of recipes, menu planning, and grocery shopping for us.

My only complaint is that you have to pay for the app on each additional device. In my own personal opinion, it's worth it. I have it on my desktop, laptop, iPad, and iPhone. Peanut Head and both girls have it on their devices as well, and it stays synched amongst us all. Thankfully, because we use Apple's Family Share Plan we did not have to pay separately for each of us to have it on our phones, but we would have done so if we had no choice, because we use this app every single day.

Another thing I love about it is the ability to share recipes with people. I can e-mail recipes to them and they have the choice of printing out the recipe, or importing the recipe directly into their Paprika app if they have it.

Importing recipes is a breeze as well. There have been very few recipes which I've actually had to type in. Most recipes I am able to import directly into the app. It's simply awesome.

Santa's Bag

iPhone

FREE

I stumbled upon this app in November in desperation to plan my Christmas shopping without having to carry a paper list around with me. This app was surprisingly easy to use right from the start.

I started by making a list of the people I had to shop for. I didn't bother with loading their pictures into the app because I was just trying the app out. Next year, I might add photos because I loved this app that much.

It was nice to be able to set a budget and then see how much I had left to spend. This is especially nice when you are trying to keep your spending the same among your kids.

Another feature I liked was the status field (purchased, wrapped, given). There's also a spot for location and notes. That's important for people like my mother who have a tendency to hide gifts, never to be seen again. The struggle is real.

Mom, if you're reading this, you need this app.

Miscellaneous

Life 360

iPhone, Android, Windows

FREE

I was introduced to this slightly creepy app by my mother. Basically, it's a stalking app. You can see where people who are in your circle are at any given time. In other words, you have to agree to be stalked.

After I joined my Mama Llama's circle, within days I was getting random texts from her throughout the day. "What are you buying at IKEA, Jilly?" or "Why are you still at school, Jilly?" or "Do you really need that Dairy Queen, Jilly?"

On the flip side, if you have kids, this app is dabomb.com. We put it on both of our girls' phones and they were warned that if we were not able to locate them at any time, they would lose their phones. After all, giving them cell phones was for our convenience, not theirs. Plus, we're control freaks. And since microchipping kids LoJack style is not an option, Stalking App it is.

Well, it only took a few months before Zoe's phone was off the grid for two hours before we had to engage Operation Wrath of Parents and confiscate her phone for an entire, heart-wrenching week. The story is that her phone was "accidentally" on airplane mode. She didn't know how it happened, blah, blah, blah, and there was blubbering and snot. I haven't seen such a display since the Tower of Terror episode at Disneyland. I explained to her that it doesn't matter if your phone "accidentally" turns on airplane mode, I will assume that it was "on purpose." Point made. Point taken. I'm sure it will never happen again because now she obsessively checks it. Because she cares deeply. And I love her sweet little, paranoid heart.

This app can also be convenient when you are waiting for people and you want to see where they are before you interrupt them with an unnecessary text message while they are driving. That's a pretty nifty thing.

Great Clips

iPhone, Android, online

FREE

This is a Line Jumping app. Maybe you don't get your hair cut at Great Clips, like Peanut Head, but the place you go to might have an app of it's own.

Whenever Peanut Head needs a haircut, he pulls up the app, looks at the wait time for a haircut, and decides if he wants to reserve a spot. Then when he gets there, he walks right in and walks by the ten other guys waiting to get their hair cut.

I asked him one time if he was ever tempted to stick his tongue out at all the guys waiting as he walked by them to get his hair cut before them.

He was not.

How much fun would that be though? So much fun.

Everlance (Business Mileage Tracking)

iOS/Android
FREE

I've been using my car a lot in my job this year, and this app is keeping track of all my mileage for me automatically. I don't have to remember to start and stop it, it just does it. I do have to go into it periodically and classify each trip, but it's super easy. I swipe left if it's Personal, and I swipe right if it's for Work.

Since I have that Goldfish brain, I've set a reminder to classify my mileage every night before I go to bed. You could do it as often as you want though.

All Things Books

Audible Audio Books
Smart Phone, Tablets, and Computer
Free App - Book Credit Subscription $14.95/month + 30% off Audiobooks Purchased

This app has changed my life. I'm not kidding. I started listening to audiobooks, which aren't cheap by the way, last summer and I was able to get so much done while listening to books. I refinished our kitchen table and chairs, refinished our stair railing and bannister, washed windows, decluttered and organized, painted, walked, folded laundry, and the list goes on and on. I'm even making major progress on Stinkerbell's cross stitch stocking because of this app. So far I haven't bought any books beyond my one credit a month. A credit is worth one book, any book that they have, and they have newly published books too, so it usually ends up being cheaper than what I would pay for the actual book.

OverDrive

Smart Phone, Tablets, and Computer
Free App

I've had this app on my phone for awhile, but I've only recently started using it. It's saving me a lot of money that would have been spent on books, because now I am checking digital and audiobooks out from my local library and my school district's library.

This is awesome because I don't have to worry about getting in my car to return books because they are automatically pulled off my device when they are due. If I need more time to read it, I can renew it from the comfort of my couch. The only exception to that is if someone has a hold on it I can't renew. So far, it hasn't really been a problem for me.

Kindle and Nook - Both Free

Smart Phone, Tablets, and Computer

I mainly use the Kindle app for reading books that I borrow from the library. You can download the book to the app, then you don't need internet access or cell service to read it. I've had the Nook app for a long time, and that's the app I use for purchasing digital books.

I imagine I'm going to be using the Nook app less than I have in the past because a lot of books that I want to read, I can just check out from the library. There are a few titles that I won't be able to borrow though, so I'll still need it sometimes. 

I understand that a lot of people prefer actual paper books, and I get that. It has taken me a couple years to actually prefer digital books over paper books.

Here are the reasons why I now prefer digital books over paper books:

• Access to a dictionary within the app (there are a lot of words I have to look up)
• Digital books don't take up space, and when I go on vacation, I can take ALL THE BOOKS.
• Digital books don't need dusting and they aren't heavy to move. Plus, less clutter.
• No matter which device you choose to read on at any given time, the apps sync to the furthest read page. Let's say you're getting your oil changed and you left your tablet at home. You dont even need it, pull out your phone and get reading right where you left off on your tablet at home.
• You can make notes and highlight text without ruining the book. You can remove those things with one click.
• The ability to search character names, places, or ideas. If you have the memory of a goldfish, like me, then you will use this feature often. Especially if you're reading a book with a lot of characters and you can't remember who is who, the app is super convenient.
• You can adjust text size and brightness. As we get older, our close-up vision goes to the birds. If you don't know what I'm talking about, just wait.

Goodreads
Smart Phone, Tablets, and Computer
FREE

Have you ever bought a book twice? Like you buy a book and you're super excited to read it, but then once you crack it open you realize that you've read it before, and you just wasted $15 on a book that you've already read. Yeah. Been there, done that.

But not anymore. Now I keep track of all the books I read and all the books I want to read in this app. You can also connect with your friends and find out what they're reading. You can read their reviews and additional reviews for any book that you want to read. It's awesome.

That being said, I should warn you, you might not have the same taste as your friends and that can be a lesson in itself.

This right here is what I'm talking about. This was a hideous book. And I'm not even going to blame my Goodreads friends for this one because I dove into this without consulting them. However, this book was on the Best Seller list, and I seriously think that we need to put new people in charge of that list.

I'm volunteering. Here, this is my review from Goodreads.

Wackadoo alcoholic stalker gets involved in the lives of other wackadoos and everyone is a walking train wreck. If they'd all just get hobbies, they might be interesting. Thankful that I listened to this as an audiobook while getting things done. This book is another example of how I can't trust that books on the bestseller list will be good.

I believe honesty is important in reviewing books that others might waste money on.

Education

Desmos (Graphing Calculator)

Smart Phone, Tablets, and Computer
FREE

I first discovered Desmos last year when I was graphing equations of lines with my eighth grade math students. I started with the online graphing calculator at Desmos.com and it is awesome.

Basically you type an equation into it and it will graph it for you. This was super convenient for me because I had short class periods and graphing takes a lot of time. With Desmos, I was able to project easy-to-read graphs without the time consuming task of plotting the y-intercept, plotting the next point using the slope, and finally drawing the line passing through the two points.

I think it's important to note, however, that I wouldn't show my students this app until they've had some experience with graphing by hand first, because that conceptual understanding of y-intercept and slope is super important.

We spent a lot of time on that last year, and towards the end of the unit is when I introduced Desmos.com.

It was one of my reluctant learners that found the Desmos app and shared it with me. He got excited about graphing equations when we used the online graphing calculator and then he went home and found the app. How cool is that?

Graphing calculators aren't cheap and many of our students already have smart phones, so this is the perfect solution.

Here are some screenshots I pulled off of the website. I like how you can save your graphs and view them again later. That's a big timesaver for teachers. Adding sliders is a pretty cool feature as well because you can see what happens to your graph as you change the values.

You can also tap any point on the graph and it will show you what the coordinates are at that point. Another cool thing that people are doing with the app is making pictures. Math is creative like that.

Power School

iPhone, iPad, iPod Touch, Android

FREE

If you have kids, this app (or it's equivalent if your school district uses other grading software) is a must for checking their grades. You really have no excuse for not knowing where your kids stand academically. In fact, it's your job to know what your kids' grades are, and to hold them accountable.

This app makes it easier than ever. I have my app set to push me a notification whenever my girls' grades change. Usually there is a simple explanation and all it requires from me is that I ask them about it.

Common Core (Apps for Every State's Standards)

Apple, Android, Windows

FREE

If you are a teacher you definitely want one of these apps. I encourage parents to also have one of these apps so that you know what is expected of your student at each grade level.

The app on the left is the Common Core Standards app which includes standards for all grade levels. The one on the right is the Idaho Core Standards app, which is specific to Idaho. Mastery Connect makes both apps, as well as similar versions for other states. All the state versions are yellow with the state's silhouette. You can find your state by clicking on the Common Core link above.

When you go into the app you are given the choice of accessing the Standards or Resources. From there you can choose Mathematics, Language Arts, History/Social Studies, or Science.

This is an example of the Mathematical Practice Standards for Sixth Grade.

App Mind Set

Finding new apps is a mind set. You've got to always be asking yourself, "What do I loathe about this experience that an app could fix?" Chances are, there's an app for that.

A good example is the IKEA app. I was shopping with some friends and we were trying to keep track of our wish lists with paper, the cameras on our phones, and those stubby little pencils they provide, and it took me about three minutes before I was all "Enough! There has GOT to be an app for this!" 

And there was. I downloaded it on the spot and started scanning the stuff I was considering. Then at the end when I was ready to brave the warehouse, I pulled up a nice tidy little list complete with aisle numbers where I could find everything.

What can I say? I'm all about that app.

Kimikaze and the Abundance of Marshmallows

It was a day like any other at school. In the half hour before school started I was in and out of my classroom several times in preparation for the day. Upon returning to my classroom one of those times, I found this on my desk.

It's not easy to make out what lies in that murky water, but I will tell you they are fish. Whole, dead, stinky fish. Creepy eyes included. And someone was nice enough to lovingly write "You Stink!" on the lid.

Immediately I suspected Kimikaze, the most evil of our science teachers, so I marched down to her room to confront her about the fish.

"What's the big idea leaving the stinky fish on my desk, Sister?" I interrogated her.

"What? I don't know what you're talking about, but I wish it were me," she smiled sheepishly.

She's such a lying lier. I don't trust her one little bit.

"You know exactly what I'm talking about, and right now I'm scared that you can lie so convincingly. You must be a sociopath!" I accused her.

"No. It wasn't me," she innocently declared.

"Humph," I exhaled and marched out.

After interrogating a few students that were hanging out in my classroom when the fish was planted, I had the name of the accomplice that delivered the fish. I was sure Kimikaze had put the student up to it. In middle school, the kids are generally very happy to get involved with trickery.

I set out in search of the accomplice in the halls and was able to extract a confession with some dirty tricks of my own. I cornered the suspected student and immediately he threw his hands up in the air, as if to proclaim his innocence, and he swore it wasn't him. I told him to knock off the act, I had him on camera. That caught him off guard and then he became flustered and started apologizing.

I didn't really have him on camera, but he didn't know that. Sometimes I lie.

Anyway, long story short, he sang like a canary and it was on with Kimikaze and I. This was in January, and we spent the rest of the school year pranking each other.

I went home that night and started a secret Pinterest board for all the tricks I was going to play on that little rat fink.

I began my semester of epic revenge with the following gift.

I prepared a jar of candy for Kimikaze that had a core of Skittles surrounded by M&M's. While Skittles and M&M's are yummy, it's disturbing when you eat an M&M and find out it's really a Skittle or the other way around.

After that, Kimikaze snuck into my room and turned all the student desks to face the back of the room. And since she had other evil science teachers assist her with that trick, they were then subject to my revenge.

Much to their surprise.

Mrs. Odell is deathly afraid of spiders, so this is what I did for her. Just in case you can't read the writing, it says "If you set it free, be ready to kill it. Just saying."

And let me just ask, what kind of science teacher is afraid of spiders? I think there must be a rule against that or something.

Kimikaze had to come and retrieve the spider set-up. There wasn't really a spider, but the students warned them to "make sure to look inside the cup in case it was hiding." Bless them.

I also planted plastic spiders strategically throughout the room and she would find them periodically and give herself little mini heart attacks.

At one point this little Pheasant showed up in my room. He's not creepy at all which means that this totally backfired on the evil science teachers because I really dig him. In fact, I named him Phil the Pheasant on account of he has a face that makes you just want to unload all your problems. He was a pretty good listener during his brief stay with me, but I had to give him back because he was starting to make me itch.

I think he had fleas.

I also planted a remote control fart machine in Kimikaze's room, but she wasn't phased a bit. A few of her students were probably embarrassed when she gave them the hairy eyeball for farting so excellently though.

I also planted a noisemaker in Mr. Walsh's room that was supposed to provide chirping cricket sounds and drive him over the edge. However, in my panic of setting it up, I accidentally moved the switch to the cell phone on vibrate noise. According to my spies, he asked his students several times to turn off their cell phone before they alerted him to the fact that it was him.

I had adhesive dotted the device underneath his desk.

Ten minutes into the period my door opened and he just gave me the hairy eyeball and adhesive dotted it to the inside of my door.

I guess he wasn't impressed.

 

He left me these freeze dried science ickies. The one on the left is a bat, and the one of the right is Toothless the Dragon.

This was my attempt at making a glitter bomb. I made one for Kimikaze and one for Mrs. Odell.

Sadly, neither one of them fell for it.

I was forced to resort to ordering the spring loaded glitter bomb online. It cost me twenty-five big ones and it was worth every penny.

Kimikaze didn't want to break a nail trying to open it so she used her mouth.

Yes she did.

Glitter bomb delivered straight to the face and right down the cleavage. High five!

Her husband thanked me for the gift.

Even though the other science teachers were brought into our little war, they also proved to be most helpful in providing me with assistance at times.

Somewhere along the way I was provided with the knowledge that Kimikaze was deathly afraid of snakes.

Again, what kind of science teacher is afraid of snakes?!

I don't know where they are finding these science teachers, but I believe we are faced with an educational crisis here.

Anyway, Kimi was so on edge about the possibility of me planting a snake in her classroom, that she was freaking herself out with the anticipation.

No lie. She was walking into school one day and she saw a dirty shoe lace on the ground and jumped back because she thought it was a snake that I planted for her.

A shoe lace.

And she gave me a tongue lashing for it too. I told her that I did not plant the shoe lace snake for her, but I was ecstatic that she was scaring herself and saving me the extra trouble.

Since that went over so well, I did plant a rubber snake in her science supply room and it disappeared. It was very Twilight Zone, but she never found it.

Maybe I'll get lucky and she'll find it this next year and it can be the gift that keeps on giving.

Kimikaze has a Diet Coke habit so I bought this just for her.

. . . and I spiked it with an old packet of soy sauce and an old packet of hot sauce that I found deep in the back of my desk drawer. Those things don't have expiration dates on them, do they?

Anyway, the last week of school I got it smuggled into her refrigerator stash of sodas and because I must be the luckiest person on Earth, she popped that puppy open on day one.

Mrs. Morgan shared with me how it all played out. Kimikaze cracked it open and took a swig and immediately knew something was wrong. It didn't taste right and it had little floaties in it. She dang near threw up, so maybe this trick was going a little too far.

What the heck, high five anyway!

After that I'm pretty sure I deserved to have my car keyed or something, but that would be pretty pointless because I drive a minivan. I'd be all "So? It can't really get any worse that what it is already. Ha. Ha. Good one?"

Kimi did have plans for me, and she got me good, although not without a little backfiring of her own.

It all played out on the last day of school. Generally I'm at school at least fifteen minutes early every day, but on the last day of school I wasn't feeling it, so I sauntered in ten minutes late. And instead of going straight to my classroom, I stopped by the office to buy a yearbook on account of I wanted to have memories and all.

Little did I know that Kimikaze and the rest of the science meanies had been hiding out in the room across from mine for the last half hour just so they could see my reaction to the havoc they wreaked on my room.

Kimi was having the stress sweats because I didn't show up and she thought maybe I was going to have a sub on the last day. She called the office inquiring where I was and she was basically FUH-reaking out.

So I got a little revenge before having this little mess delivered to me on a platter.

I walked in and was greeted by the creepy life-sized, cardboard Harry Potter. He has been in my room on several occasions since this Prank-A-Palooza started, so it's practically an announcement of mischief at play.

Some ridiculous nonsense message on my board stating how much more I love science than math or whatever. As if.

My whole room toilet papered. Is this where my tax dollars are being spent?

As I'm walking into this mess my phone starts ringing, so I walked over to pick it up.

Oh yes she did.

And that's not all.

Every. Single. Drawer, including my nine filing cabinet drawers, were filled to the brim with every size and type of marshmallow on the planet. Also, my refrigerator and freezer. No space was left unfilled.

All the marshmallows in the world were in my room.

So myself and several students filled every container I had with marshmallows, several times, and delivered them back to Kimikaze.

She gave me a fat lip when she threw a frozen marshmallow at my face. Can you believe that?

These are the pictures that the evil science teachers posted on Facebook implicating themselves.

They think they're so funny.

Okay, they are. They got me pretty good.

Ha ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.

I like to have the last word though, so that science teacher you see in the back there? That's Mr. Walsh. He's the one that started this whole thing because the fish belong to him.

Naturally, he was also responsible for finishing it. With my help, of course.

He brought the fish back to me for the last hurrah.

I left a little note. Not that it was necessary with the stench.

And I set the fishies free.

I almost hurled even with the rubber gloves. The fish were rubbery.

Good thing I'm not a science teacher.

Kimi laughed and started putting the school of fish away.

Maybe after a little snack.

Or a kiss.

Kimi was a good sport throughout, and we all had so much fun pranking each other. I know I'm forgetting some of our pranks, but these were the highlights.

At our last faculty meeting there was some mention of all the locks being changed so I couldn't get back in to continue the terror.

However, I recently accepted a job as a Math Specialist in our district, which means I'll be in and out of the schools frequently, perhaps even stationed in the same building as Kimikaze, and the terror will continue.

Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha.