One in a Minion

Believe it or not, I just about have my Valentines done. This is the first year that I have just one kid to make Valentines for because apparently it's not cool to hand out Valentines in middle school.

I don't even care, I love our Valentines so much this year that I'm going to give Valentines to my teacher friends even though I'm in middle school.

I originally saw this idea on Pinterest, of course. When I saw them, I knew I had to make them because I love Twinkies and I love Minions.

I took step-by-step pictures in case any one cares. Honestly though, they were super easy to put together.

I started by buying all the Twinkies at Walmart. And then I had to go back for more because my Twinkies were disappearing faster than I could wrap them in overalls.

In my defense, it wasn't just me. My whole family loves Twinkies.

Basically the rule was that if a Twinkie had overalls on it, it was safe. No overalls and it was a free for all. There is ugliness in this house, I'm telling you.

We are a rule abiding household though. For example we have rules governing cat barf and the dishwasher. Not at the same time mind you, but the first person to spy the cat barf has to clean it up. And when you accidentally step in it with bare feet, it's impossible not to give yourself away. Likewise, the first person to open the dishwasher after the clean cycle has to empty it.

Last week I made the mistake of cleaning up after myself and opened the dishwasher when I was in a hurry. "AAAARGH!" I exclaimed, and Zoe snickered at me and replied "Caught in your own trap, Mom. That's awesome."

The little brat.

So Minions. Let's get to it, shall we?

Here's pretty much what I started with. And Twinkies. No Twinkie and you don't have a Minion.

I made myself a sheet of little Minion overalls and copied them onto blue copy paper. If you want to use mine, which by the way are not excellent, I've included them and the hearts at the bottom of this post.

Before I could start, Stinkerbell spent a week cutting out overalls and hearts, and that is when we lost a lot of Twinkies. 

This is going to seem like overkill, but I found it necessary to stick a looped piece of tape on the back of the overalls to keep them from sliding around on the Twinkie while I was positioning them. It's an OCD thing. Crooked overalls make me twitchy.

Next, I taped the two ends of the overalls to the back of the Twinkie.

Then I taped a 1/2 inch thick strip of black card stock around the Twinkie to serve as the strap for its goggles.

I used my Mini Circle punch to cut out the frames for the goggles.

And I used hot glue to glue googly eyes to the goggles.

Once the eyes were ready, I hot glued the be-goggled eyes to the strap. This is when the Twinkies really become Minions. When they can see.

Some Minions have one eye and some have two.

The hearts were taped to the back of the Twinkies.

And as a finishing touch I drew mouths on the Minions with a Sharpie.

All in all, they were pretty simple Valentines to put together.

Here are the hearts, you can print them on pink or red printer paper and cut them out.

The overalls should be printed on blue printer paper. Of course both could be printed on white paper and copied onto colored paper. Whichever works best for you. 

The overalls should be printed "full-bleed" or "borderless" so that they print to the edge of the paper. Otherwise, they might be too small.

The hearts could be smaller and not matter.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have some Minions to dress before they are prematurely executed.

Goodbye 2013

I've noticed a lot of people doing Top 13 posts for 2013, but I don't think I'm qualified to follow as that would be half of my posts for the year. Yep, this was a pretty lean post year. This is going to be my 28th and last post of 2013, albeit a small one.

The picture above is of our yearly and appropriately gifted ornaments from the Barefoot Contessa and Alison. Each year they manage to outdo themselves.

Can you tell what event these ornaments were inspired by?

Nailed it. Right down to the race numbers. Alison found an Etsy seller that handmade these ornaments based on this picture. Love them.

I love Peanut Head's sunglasses too. They look like tinted swim goggles.

We had a quiet Christmas in the Scott house. I was unfortunate enough to catch a chest cold on the eve of Christmas Eve, and I spent Christmas day on the couch reading and napping. Although it wasn't fun, I was so thankful that I didn't have to be at work or write sub plans in order to rest and recover. If I'm going to be sick, this is the time to do it. Sadly.

I think this is my favorite Christmas present. It's from Stinkerbell.

Number 3 is a little odd, isn't it? Since when is a kiss a chore? Well, the Stink loathes lip kisses. Especially after the giver has slept or eaten, as indicated by the addendum next to the check box.

I wonder if she'd notice if I erased her addendum and added fifty more check boxes instead.

Probably she would and then as a consequence declare the entire coupon null and void.

However, because I'm not beneath trickery, I'm going to collect on that lip kiss, and then I'm going to print out another coupon on account of I scanned the original for this post. I shall then approach the Stingy Kisser and attempt to collect on another kiss with my counterfeit coupon. Aaaaaand, don't tell the Stink, but before I collect on that kiss I'm going to eat a gigantic bowl of mashed potatoes (her nemesis) upon awaking from a long winter's nap.

I simply cannot wait.

This is the first Christmas vacation since I went back to work that we've had a two week long break. It has been awesome. I don't feel like I'm running out of time, although on Sunday I'm sure I will, and I've had a lot of time to do the things I want to do and relax.

One of the things I've been doing is working on my digital album. I'm up to 70 pages completed, and I now need just 30 before I'll be ready to print my next book. 

The layouts above are a new album I just started for myself and my siblings. I'm working on an actual album for my mom, and I decided that I may as well scan the pictures as I go and create albums for myself and my brother and sister.

Of course that meant I needed to buy a new digital kit. Since I'm using Becky Higgins' Digital Project Life and the templates, and my pictures are older, I chose the Heritage Edition.

This is just a glimpse of that kit, but you can see it better by following the link above. If you want to check out the other Project Life Digital Kits, go here.

Not that I'm advertising or anything. Becky Higgins has no idea who I even am. I just love the concept and I'm all about getting things done simply.

On that note, Happy New Year!

Baby, It's Cold Outside

I'm just going to pop in here and pretend like it hasn't been more than 40 days and 40 nights since I last blogged. After all, it doesn't seem like it's been that long, and perception is everything, isn't it?

Life is good in the Scott household.

We had a very nice Thanksgiving at home, and I had the entire week off. It was awesome.

My sister-in-law, Marcia, visited for the week, and we had our usual group of friends over for our yearly Orphan's Thanksgiving dinner. I say that because we're a group of people who don't have any family nearby to spend the holiday with, so we spend it together. In actuality, we've become a family.

Glitter Man brought his camera at my request. I'm always the one behind the camera, and when I'm cooking I forget to take pictures, so he took care of documenting the holiday for us. I'm super grateful because he takes amazing pictures.

When he arrived, Jo Jo promptly began making love to his camera case. I don't know why she was so attracted to it. It's not like he has animals at home that she can smell on his case. She does it to any bag that he brings over to our house too, so it's not like she's an out of work model trying to get someone to take her picture.

Eventually she got off the case in order to take advantage of a sunny spot on the back of the couch.

Gunny spent most of the day outside because turkey. Glitter Man tried to Photoshop all the chicken poop out of this picture, but it proved to be too great a task. It's okay, this is my life. Chicken poop.

Peanut Head and the girls spent much of the day setting up the lighted yard ornaments, and they did not enjoy themselves. You can get a sense of the atmosphere by observing the forced smiles and stiff body language. At one point the girls came in and asked Aunt Marcia "Why does Daddy have to be so grumpy?"

Aunt Marcia opened a can of Whoop A** on that child and admonished "All of y'all are being grouchy and unpleasant, and it's a vicious cycle! One of you is going to have to make the CHOICE to just BE HAPPY if you want it to get better. Now get out there and be pleasant!"

It was awesome because it wasn't me saying it. If I could have, I would have piped Bobby McFerrin's "Don't Worry Be Happy" at full volume out into the front yard. We had a few grouchy garden gnomes setting up our display of holiday cheer.

Glitter Man snapped this very nice picture of Stinkerbell and Lucy Goosey. She looks so sweet, doesn't she?

Yes, I'm talking about the cat.

The Stink told me earlier this week that she got an e-mail from Santa informing her that she was on the Naughty List. Seriously. Who does that?

No really. I didn't sign up for that service and I'm a little disappointed that I don't get to take credit for it.

And if that isn't disturbing enough, Stinkerbell didn't seem the least bit concerned about it. Her attitude was all "Go ahead, Santa. Bring it. I don't need no stinkin' presents."

Glitter Man got this picture of me and I was happy to see that I only have two chins at this angle. 

He did also take some pictures of the Renaissance Woman, but the camera was not her friend that day. You know how it is? Your mouth is open and your eyes be lookin' a little crazy. It was like that.

Therefore, out of respect for her, I'm not going to post them.

Whatever. I'm afraid of her, and I have a two week vacation coming up that I do not want to miss.

Peanut Head and I just today started our Christmas treat production. We're getting a late start.

I'd like to say it's because we've been awesomely productive, but the truth is, we didn't wanna.

We got our first neighbor gift today and that freaked us out. Sort of lit a fire under our butts.

So much that I made five batches of Cranberry White Chocolate Bark.

We found a new source for our white chocolate this year because Baker's pulled a fast one and started boxing their white chocolate in 4 oz. boxes instead of 6 oz. boxes. They changed the box so that it's longer and skinnier to try to trick us. They're boxing a lot of air with the 4 oz. box of chocolate. The only reason we caught it is because we do math in this house, and we're armed with that spreadsheet for the freak show that is our holiday baking.

Anyway, Winco sells white chocolate in their bulk foods section. I think it started out as a gigondo fifty pound candy bar for the Jolly Green Giant, and then they cut it up like this and put it in a big barrel so it looks all rustic and pioneer like.

I went through eight pounds of it today.

That sad little stack on Peanut Head's Martha Stewart bench is the beginning of our holiday baking. The empty containers on the right are what we still need to fill.

I guess we know what we'll be doing this week.