tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5802790462395863282.post2645169313295548527..comments2024-03-22T03:23:20.992-06:00Comments on Controlling My Chaos: The Extreme Sport of Lying to My OffspringControlling My Chaoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02048341331287236076noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5802790462395863282.post-17524157702725607222012-04-29T19:11:42.351-06:002012-04-29T19:11:42.351-06:00I was 12 when I found out how babies were conceive...I was 12 when I found out how babies were conceived. I was so grossed out by it that I asked my Mom if any of my 6 brothers and sisters or I were adopted. When she said no, I remember thinking - eww, Mom & Dad did it 7 times!!<br /><br />When my son was 7, he marched up to me one day with his hands on his hips and asked me to look him straight in his eyes. He placed his hands on his hips and asked me to tell him the truth about Santa Clause. Before I could react, he also said to tell him the truth about the tooth fairy and the Easter Bunny as well. He told me not to lie but to tell the truth. So, I did. He didn't seem at all surprised so I think he either heard from other kids or figured it out himself.Omahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11286799452430504370noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5802790462395863282.post-9233349748402413932012-04-15T13:02:08.895-06:002012-04-15T13:02:08.895-06:00ROTFLMAO My 6 yo old son asked the other day how ...ROTFLMAO My 6 yo old son asked the other day how baby's get into the mommy's tummy. I told him to ask his dad and he replied, "This isn't something dad would know, but I know you will" LOLSherriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16110420412281024292noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5802790462395863282.post-18753830593953125572012-04-09T22:22:31.948-06:002012-04-09T22:22:31.948-06:00HAAA! My girls either still believe...or pretend ...HAAA! My girls either still believe...or pretend to. It's gotten to the point that it kind of concerns me a little to tell the truth. My Mom thinks they are just humoring me. :/<br /><br />We had the birds and bees talk too...in the car with my daughter behind me. Same type of direct no way out question. I told her, and she said, "You have GOT to be kidding me! That's it, I'm never sitting on Daddy's lap again."Land familyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07779374934600761620noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5802790462395863282.post-22891034584469516382012-04-09T22:22:31.332-06:002012-04-09T22:22:31.332-06:00HAAA! My girls either still believe...or pretend ...HAAA! My girls either still believe...or pretend to. It's gotten to the point that it kind of concerns me a little to tell the truth. My Mom thinks they are just humoring me. :/<br /><br />We had the birds and bees talk too...in the car with my daughter behind me. Same type of direct no way out question. I told her, and she said, "You have GOT to be kidding me! That's it, I'm never sitting on Daddy's lap again."Land familyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07779374934600761620noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5802790462395863282.post-19547407167514536712012-04-09T12:06:16.873-06:002012-04-09T12:06:16.873-06:00Yeah... the Easter Bunny died at our house this ye...Yeah... the Easter Bunny died at our house this year too. A little sad, but kinda relieved. I think Santa is dead too. The real question that lies in the Lego King's brain is... 'If I don't believe, do I still get fun stuff or is it only underwear & socks?'<br /><br />As for the 'talk'? Well I got through that by just being clear & concise & using actual 'professional terms'.<br /><br />Wait until you have to talk about the difference between certain feminine products. And then you have to talk about exactly how to use them. Aaaaccckkk!!Livin' In Duckvillehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03910676569546053809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5802790462395863282.post-52966109565990728122012-04-09T09:46:17.263-06:002012-04-09T09:46:17.263-06:00My third grader asked me "what is mating?&quo...My third grader asked me "what is mating?" in the Zoo parking lot. I think you handled it better than I did. :)<br /><br />CherylAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5802790462395863282.post-19927037348687138432012-04-08T22:35:17.383-06:002012-04-08T22:35:17.383-06:00oh. dear. God. I am DREADING this with my boys. So...oh. dear. God. I am DREADING this with my boys. So far we have side stepped the whole thing, but my 1st grader is a little to smart for *my* own good and im thinking it might come about FAR sooner than I would like... eek!Meganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17929518413606526443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5802790462395863282.post-83377415266039515812012-04-08T17:54:49.831-06:002012-04-08T17:54:49.831-06:00LOVE it! I blew the whole tooth fairy thing this ...LOVE it! I blew the whole tooth fairy thing this year ... think I still have the Easter bunny and Santa under control, though ... perhaps my oldest is onto me, but she hasn't said anything yet.<br /><br />Jen<br /><a href="http://rundesroom.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow">Runde's Room</a>Runde's Roomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10131626283927713737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5802790462395863282.post-15505221852090940982012-04-08T17:21:13.829-06:002012-04-08T17:21:13.829-06:00tsk, those horses!! how dare they! :)tsk, those horses!! how dare they! :)ter@waaomshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16281816721565523092noreply@blogger.com