Comments on Controlling My Chaos: Is It the Testosterone That Makes Them Crazy?

Bwahahahahhahahhaaaa!!!! Oh my.... hahahahhahahah...

2011-07-30T14:28:47.310-06:00

Bwahahahahhahahhaaaa!!!!

Oh my.... hahahahhahahahaa.... Reading 'Favorite posts' and found this.....

We DO camp (generally tent camping for 5-10+ days)... King Turd almost ALWAYS drives.... BE.CAUSE.... HE is a truck driver and he's 'spent more time backin' up then you've spent goin' forward!'.... La-Dee-Dah-To-You-Too!! And he's always screaming at the other drivers & flipping them off....

Here's the kicker... I used to have a home-based business... So I had advertising on the side of my van... with my HOME phone number... mmmhhmmm, yeppers.... he's screamin' & hollerin' & flippin' people off and I'm doing this cute & cuddly stuff-n-fluff business...

Yeah... THAT was pretty....

LOL that is SO FUNNY I didn't know that about ...

2009-07-14T17:59:44.139-06:00

LOL that is SO FUNNY I didn't know that about you:-) I love to camp but yes I can see you being that way! Good for you...for mustering the guts to do that!

Ohmygosh! I am laughing so hard! First: Compas...

2009-07-14T09:08:42.276-06:00
Ohmygosh! I am laughing so hard!

First: Compass Man is threatening the RV in front of us with an imaginary rocket launcher.

Thought I was going to pee my pants. Really.

Then: anti-venom

Hahahahahahhaa!

I don't camp for the same reasons you stated. Also, the hubs doesn't consider it camping unless it's strapped to your back and you hike in a million miles. I'd kill for a porta potty at that point. Not that I'd go IN one, but just to see one would be nice. So, he and the boy (not that he's 'the boy' any more ... sob, how did that happen?!) camp alone. Now that we have another female in the house, maybe we can talk him into porta potty camping. :)

Thanks for the early morning laugh. Next time though, a warning? My monitor screen is all nice and shiny clean now. Now that the coffee isn't there.

Cheers,

Kiy

I refuse to use testosterone as an excuse for them...

2009-07-14T00:41:15.312-06:00
I refuse to use testosterone as an excuse for them acting like idiots... There really is no excuse for it! They should just grow up already!

And yes, my husband is the same way... and so is my husband... and am I really this bitter about it? Yep. That too. =D

I'm glad you survived and made it home safely....

2009-07-13T21:48:09.387-06:00
I'm glad you survived and made it home safely.

Hey- I've started to take my "fear of fly...

2009-07-13T20:30:34.627-06:00
Hey- I've started to take my "fear of flying" pill for road trips. Isn't there a rule about being so many car lengths behind the car in front of you? Plus, I think it's just plain wrong, unlike my husband, to zip over to the fast lane and then put on the brakes or ride the other's tail until they move over!! Getting there is half the fun( yeah right)

That does not sound good for me for next week. We ...

2009-07-13T17:09:41.227-06:00
That does not sound good for me for next week. We are hitting the road for a family reunion. Is there a shot a can give him? Hee, hee, hee.

Good for you for going camping. I am a germaphobe...

2009-07-13T12:24:32.810-06:00
Good for you for going camping. I am a germaphobe as well. I know my time is coming. Hubby is an ex-marine and they seem to enjoy that kind of stuff. I don't get it.

I think it is the testosterone that makes men like that, especially when driving. I don't get that either.

Glad you had a good time though!

Funny. I'm with you on the whole camping expe...

2009-07-13T11:50:26.373-06:00
Funny. I'm with you on the whole camping experience. I keep trying to figure out how people like "roughing it" so much. I'm glad you had a good time, though! :-)

I have much empathy for you...but I don't thin...

2009-07-13T11:47:37.098-06:00
I have much empathy for you...but I don't think it is the testosterone unless I have a larger than normal amount in me. :-) I drive pretty much where ever we go because when I don't... I turn into "that" side seat driver you just described. I don't know if it is the planner in me always seeking out my next move and getting frustrated when my hubby doesn't do the same, I don't know. I just know I am that spouse of our pair that goes crazy when I get the car. I hate traffic and I hate driving in general, but until I create a device that can transport me otherwise (yeah right) driving it is. I laughed several times through out this post because I thought of myself in many a case, not just the driving. In Peanut Head's defense, those drivers were put there at that time to get on his nerves. It is all about us... I mean him. :-)

I love to camp. I have never been camping where t...

2009-07-13T11:35:08.164-06:00
I love to camp. I have never been camping where there was only porta potties! I would definitely draw the line there!

On our way home from vacation, Abbey had to go to the bathroom. My husband pulls up to a look out spot on the mountaion. She goes to the bathroom and I hear her BAWLING! I run over to check on her. It's like a porta potty. But you could NOT see the bottom. It was just a dark hole! I take her outside and she cops a squat. I just could not make her use that potty! I wouldn't have...

LOLOL!!! Oh man, I give you a standing ovation for...

2009-07-13T10:52:38.197-06:00
LOLOL!!! Oh man, I give you a standing ovation for 'taking one for the team', because I don't know if I could handle camping in the summer EVER AGAIN. It was different when Ken and I weren't married or were JUST married-- it was an adventure then. Something out of a movie. Now with three kids....eh. More like a bad sitcom.

It is! It must be! My Husband's solution to ...

2009-07-13T10:21:36.173-06:00
It is! It must be! My Husband's solution to this is that HE DRIVES. My Slurpee Post? About the Slurpee Run? 20 hours in the car in one day. He drove. The whole way. no one else was allowed in the driver's seat.

2004. Road Trip to Denver (from Canada). He drove. All the way. (Granted, it was a standard, and there was only one other person in the car who could drive stick... and it wasn't me. ha ha! And that was our only car at the time.)

Man-Trip (check out www.mantrip.ca) is his invention... and he drives pretty much the whole way. Last trip he drove for pretty much 3 solid days of the 5 they were gone.

He's also followed Metallica around the country, following them through three provinces in as many days...

So, I understand your road trip pain. I'm glad you had a good time!

my hubby has gotten WAY better about this, but whe...

2009-07-13T09:45:12.689-06:00
my hubby has gotten WAY better about this, but when we first got married i would get so tense and angry everytime I was in the car... even without him, because I picked up his bad attitude. he is still convinced that every dumb thing another driver does is for the sole purpose of making his drive more difficult. because it's all about him.

Hahahaha you have it sooooo right!!!! We quit tra...

2009-07-13T09:42:19.881-06:00
Hahahaha you have it sooooo right!!!! We quit traveling on holidays when I decided we were going to die because hubby HAS to get in front of every other driver...H*E*L*L*O...it is NOT going to happen!!!!!